snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

either way they make a good metaphor

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

cammyjb:

*Puts 1,3-difourylbenzene between teeth*

It’s metafour.

image

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marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via wriggleupondryland)

sansael:

fishingboatproceeds:

madangelwithabox:

Oh my god my roommate is reading Looking for Alaska and she just said out loud, “Oh my gosh it’s 1 day before I’m so excited to find out what it’s before!” Really enthusiastically. Poor girl.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

is that John Green

(via howtobehellarad)